3. knowledge INSPIRASI
Daily Life
} Nicknames
} If
Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate
and Sarah
} If
Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat
Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains
Eating
out
When
the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s
only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually
admit they want change back
When
the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators
} Money
} A
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
} A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale
Bathrooms
A
man has six items in his bathroom, toothbrush, and toothpaste, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel
The
average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not
be able to identify more than 20 of these items
} Arguments
} A
woman has the last word in any argument
} Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
Future
A
woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A
man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
} Success
} A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
} A
successful woman is one who can find such a man
Marriage
A
woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t
A
man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does
} Dressing
Up
} A
woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer
the phone, read a book, and get the mail
} A
man will dress up for weddings and funerals
Natural
Men
wake up as good looking as they went to bed
Women
somehow deteriorate during the night
} Offspring
} Ah,
children , a woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes
and dreams
} A
man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house
Thought
For The Day
A
married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people
remembering the same thing
} So,
send this to the woman who have a sense of humor and who can handle it. Keep smile
guys .
} God
bless all of you
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